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How to Become Gluten Intolerant (Funny) - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 12

How to Become Gluten Intolerant (Funny) - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 1216 Mar. 2015
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Being gluten-free used to be a luxury only reserved for those who are intolerant to gluten. With this cutting edge gluten educational video, you can become gluten intolerant too, whether or not you're actually intolerant to gluten.

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In the new age, if you're not living gluten free, you're getting left behind. Here's your chance to jump on the new age conscious band wagon!

How to Become Gluten Intolerant (Funny) - Ultra Spiritual Life

Comments (100)
Paul Nenninger

Gluten is horrible, but I love me some bread!

Carol Conaway

LOL

Ivan Dimitrov

Funny video, but Im sure plenty of people suffer from gluten. So yeah...Also gluten alternatives arent bad, youll be surprized what mixing rice and corn flower can produce

Tyler the Veteran

I'm scared by the time my baby girl gets here and grown the world will be filled with girly boys. Could you imagine being a spartan or a ww2 vet and saying " I'm sorry sarge, your gonna have to send that back". Pussies! Each year we find a way to make us weaker and more combat ineffective. China and Russia are probably licking their lips.

Spencer

This is funny, but being gluten intolerant is not. Bloody poops are real.

Christopher Hoff

When the diarrhea came out his shorts at the end...I fell off the couch

SGT Facepalm

I guess everyone has celiac disease and/or is gluten intolerant. wtf I get gassy when I eat breads, does that mean I'm gluten intolerant or is it just because bread has AIR in it

SierraNovemberKilo

100% beef biltong...says gluten free on the pack. WTF

Alicia Sandham

As a person with Celiac.... this is fucking hilarious

Roger Clough

In the future you will be on roids and have a son...

chris. s

I am lactose intolerant pls make a funny video about it would be cool lol

Ruri Daisy

The first two lines in this video already cracking me up so hard ???

Joseph Sawad

Rich people disease. Weak genes.

Rove the Wolf

Sense I have celiac disease and a dairy allergy I find this video absolutely hilarious but also very educational due to the heavy amounts of sarcasm.

Lily Vuong

I'm lactose intolerant whenever I want to be polite and don't want to go on a coffee date with some jerk at work.

Kevin .Sullivan

This guy has the least self-aware subscribers on YouTube.

Ty A

I have a friend at work who's gluten free/keto (not celiac) and whenever I eat a sandwich for lunch they look at me and shake their head. But when he's eating a triple bacon burger with extra cheese in a lettuce wrap it's healthy.

KAY Oss

As for me, Extra Glute please!!

Tithi Patel

love

DanTheManIOM

my uncle is, and he had rice cakes, -- you want one ? no, ? tastes the same as the packaging !

Fun 4Life

This channel is the best therapy to date...
I ♥️ this channel
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Dani

I get sick w gluten and it sucks lol I miss bread so much. But seriously happy for others they get to eat it :)

SarcasticLeaves

I'm actually intolerant to the substitutes used for gluten-free foods.

Ava Thomas

All the people who don’t have a gluten intolerance or celiac: HAHA this is so funny
People with a gluten intolerance or celiac:U DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE ?????????

GreyLillian

Funny how this trend went to nowhere. Now, nobody in my area is gluten intolerant. Back in the days there were at least 10 persons who swore they are gluten intolerant. Love rewatching AwakenWithJP :D

mike13899

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Ry Es

When medical conditions start becoming a trend, it becomes a difficult world for people who actually have those medical conditions

BiggRigg42

After deciding to be gluten intolerant, I realized that I needed to show up everyone else in my circle who decided to be gluten intolerant. So, I decided to become grain intolerant.

Darwin Ottolini

So damn true. I put EXTRA gluten in my bread when I bake it. People who say they're gluten intolerant always tell me, "Your bread doesn't bother me". What a riot! 30,000 years of eating bread and suddenly no one can handle it. What bullshit.

Steven Higgins

It's super simple, just have your gallbladder removed.
Seriously, I know two people who developed a gluten allergy after having their gallbladders removed.

Tithi Patel

~love~

Ian Johnstone

Great fun.

SK Live

I tried to give my cute single female neighbor a yogurt cream pie for Christmas and she told me she was allergic to gluten. Blah. So, I got her a scented candle. No gluten in that. Lol.

GreenEyes Leilani

THOUROUGHLY enjoyed this

Tithi Patel

“love”

Glorious Gal

I have IBS plus Ulcerative Colitis and had to go on a low fodmap diet (which includes avoiding gluten among many other things) to keep myself out of the hospital. I don't like it. I didn't know someone would just voluntarily do this, I hate it ?

micmacleones

This guy is the king of sarcasm and condescension???

chris sibersky

I had stomach ache and went to the doctor.
She wanted to test if I was gluten intolerant.
I almost smacked her in the face.
I went to another doctor and he found out that I had a broken spleen.

Alj

Gluten is a protein. about 0.7% of population has allergy to it. They did not chose this. So you essentially laughing at something people cannot chose which is not exactly fair... Not all people who cannot eat gluten are assholes. It is additional struggle one cannot avoid and it is not fun for the most part.

jerrkyd

Do you see the rise in those muffins There's no way those muffins don't contain gluten.

Emily Jones

My gluten free testimonial: I stopped going to the Olive Garden three nights a week and eating enough pasta and bread sticks to feed three people every time and now I totally feel better! PS - this makes me better than you.

Tyler Cambre

My girl has a gluten allergy and throws up from it. I thought it was one of those vegan fads, but apparently some people can't handle it. However, she will eat eggs but not chicken. I tried telling her.

Tithi Patel

#love#

Holly Elledge

Hysterical!!!! Love you!
(Sadly, I am gluten sensitive.. But thank God, it doesn't affect my guts! I have very low thyroid, so it eventually started to make my hair fall out. Not a big problem for guys - more socially acceptable. But for a woman without cancer, hard to explain.)
I still eat it, but do try to avoid it.
I laughed out loud! I saw myself in some of your statements. ???

K K

OMG, this JP Sears video was followed by a real gluten free commercial, Bob’s Big Red

Passion for His Peace

Hilarious!

BlueNexus VII

Right, thanks. Now I have gluten and dairy intolerance

Miles Faris

I found out I was gluten intolerant over the summer and honestly believe I probably caused it from my indulgence in gluten filled foods my entire life although ive always been healthy and physically fit. Maybe its just in my dna. Either way it sucks and im in pain half the time from it.

Linda Christie

This is hysterical, one of the best but actually, they are all the best!!!

Fried Mule

You forgot the most important thing to do when at a restaurant. When you have made sure that every staff member has used time and energy to make sure that you did not get anything with gluten, then do you order the most gluten filled dessert on the menu while making sure that every staff member knows it! Oh, and please do not tip, this will make sure that they remember you next time! :-)

Tithi Patel

love

Gadriel Van Orion

my mother has this friend who is vegan and her daughter is gluten free
that one bbc they had was fking sad
they had like... these things that where supposed to be like... cheese? not even tofu, ... like if tofu is the fake meat for vegans, then that was fake tofu for gluten free ppl

they had all of 5 disgusting things ffor the bbc, and nothing there was remotly adeblewhen we got home i had to cook a fking hamburger to get my gluten back that i lost by staring at the ... ''food''

Wendy Flory

Another celiac here and I laughed SO HARD at this. I love your videos JP! The part about the bread...lol

M. R. Magewright

I am a vegan with celiac... This is cracking me up... I cannot stop laughing lol... Subscribed

Big Apple

Why did I laugh my ass put when I read the "(Funny)" part of the title?

Perinne

Anyone with gluten intolerance try and stop eating bread with modern yeast and go back to sourdough and tell me if you still have problems.

perez leonardo

Hahaha oh man. Tell em.

Kristina A

Many people who think they have a gluten intolerance are actually just having a bad reaction to the herbicide sprayed on the wheat before harvest, Glyphosate aka round up weed killer. It is sprayed on many crops before harvest because it dries out the chaff allowing the wheat to be harvested easier. The problem is it’s toxic to humans and causes a wide variety of symptoms. This is why gluten sensitive Americans traveling to Europe can eat European bread with no problem, as glyphosate has been mostly banned there, and Europeans traveling to the USA often have problems with our bread, because it’s poisoned. Took me a while of thinking I was gluten intolerant before I figured out the true cause, now I just buy organic bread. If it’s organic it’s not grown using herbicides, this was great news for me because I Love bread so much!! When I would eat regular bread products (non organic) after a few days of eating these things I would have many problems including depression, anxiety, anger, exhaustion, acid reflux etc. with regular bread products I feel fine even after eating a lot of it for many days.
Find an organic bakery near you! Or order organic flour!
On another note, Jesus loves you, seek him while there is still time! ❤️

Roberto d'Aggis

If you had any idea how miserable a gluten free diet is, you wouldn't take the piss.

Tyler the Veteran

Do they have a thing for liberal intolerant..I need me some of that.

Laurie Jean Tzeitel Liora Brown

It's not a game or a whim. I have severe celiac sprue / gluten allergy and knowing certain foods are gluten-free is a matter of life and death.

Brian Kerr

Gluten is only part of the Wheat problem ... check out "Dr. William Davis"

Nikolett

I'm gluten intolerant (apparently) and this is literally how I live lol

Julie Munoz

Did you see that same disgusting advertisement I just sawSome company buying diabetic strips form the people that are getting it from welfare and fucking Medicaid that’s our money goddamn wasteful shit and thieves

Alexis Gerry

im so used to checkin for gluten i checked me water for it

Alexandr Tęgrăma

I don´t sell gluten free food. It´s for sissies.

Urban G.

Dude you are a LEGEND!:))

...from 2021

Dane Welkersen

gluten intolerance is a serious mental illness, if you know someone with it please get them help

Mark Smith

Can I get a glass of water - lol lol lol

oatechaosincycles

Let's all be responsible and only consume gluten free organic water from now on.

Mighty Joe Young

This had me ROLLING. The bad part of it is after having lyme disease, I somehow developed and allergy to wheat and wheat gluten. Every time I eat bread or pasta or the like, made with wheat, I break out in hives and my joints become enflamed. Corn or potatoes doesn't do it. Post lyme syndrome suuuuuuuuucks

michael jordan

Doctors are just as responsible for the vastly over dramatization of gluten intolerance or celiac disease. Our bodies have the ability to develop the chemistry to digest almost anything. If these people who are unable to digest gluten easily would quit taking drugs daily like caffeine and alcohol, then consume organic live forms of gluten containing substances like sourdough then they would develop the necessary flora and enzymes needed to break gluten down into usable nutrients. What really gets me is how many women claim that gluten is the reason they are fat and yet even after they stop eating it they are still fat. What they still abusively consume daily and aren't willing to consider is the actual problem is caffeine.

Pebble the Sandwing

Not gonna lie, I thought that statue was a bread stack

Andreas T

I remember the times when you just went for dinner with 5 people and had a good time together. Now, 4 have a special condition or special needs and bore you with their body information, but only in the time they are not dedicated to their smartphones. The only times we had our names written on a cup was for the urine test at the doc. Well, anyway, I already know the answer in the comments here: "Ok, boomer".

Los Rajvosa 007

Gluten killed ghandi
I knowe it ?

Ray W

I'm gluten and dairy free ???? ouchie

jeff snider

This guy is hilarious!

Ron Miller

Gluten intolerance = center of attention.

Jay Que

This is funny as hell. And i hate trying to find gluten free stuff. But i really do get cluster headaches from gluten. It might be a program i have to undo somehow. But let me tell you the headaches are real weather they are from gluten or not.... i wouldnt wish trigrminal on anyone

Emm M.

After watching this video I realize am gluten intolerant. ?

John Q. Public

This man is a poet-genius!

chris matthews

Fuckin'love this dude. Lmao!

Mark Olesh

4:03 You should've asked em if the water was gluten free.

sky fall

I got gluten intolerance just by watching this video

Babystay

I always wonder why people want to go on a "Gluten free diet" if they don't have to..... Like gluten free food has most of the time more sugar in it and often don't taste that good.... and you have struggles to eat out? but in the end I won't complain, cause since this trend there is way more gluten free food for me?

E V

I just had an add on your chanel with you in it ?

Emily Miller

I find it satisfying how much his hair color matches the color of that bread.

Eugene Mullan

Dickhead

Der moment

Omg!

Vin Diseraad

As a chef folks half of the time say they cant have gluten but when dessert come's they will eat thinga with gluten in there they all of the sudden can take it and say a little is okay you can have differant levels of how it affects you but but you cant become tolerant to it all the sudden these folks just need some extra attention and this is how they ask for it ?

Eka Ksenofont

Hahah

Nathan Start

when people ask “do I have any dietary requirements?”
I reply “Yes I am Gluten and red meat dependent!”

Sylvia Ballard

I'm celiac and I've been gf for over 20yrs. This video is funny. I've hung out with people who talk about being gluten intolerant then turn around and eat a pizza. I don't eat out and only eat what I cook.

Emily Schiff-Slater

First off, I understand that this is intended to be a joke and I realize it isn't meant to be harmful. However, as someone who has been diagnosed with celiac for almost 20 years, this is the kind of joke that actually contributes to a stereotype that actively puts me and people like me in more danger. A common misconception is that celiac is an allergy when it is actually an autoimmune disease. Other autoimmune diseases include multiple sclerosis, lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, and type 1 diabetes. When I eat gluten, it affects my health for a month. I lose my ability to think clearly, it causes my joints to become inflamed and painful, which on top of being uncomfortable makes my work as an illustrator and designer very difficult and slow, I literally internally bleed, and it triggers depression and severe anxiety. I am extremely lucky my autoimmune disease can be kept at bay all through diet. My ability to not accidentally eat gluten (yes, crumbs do count for me, and I have measured it with a blood test since it stays in my body for a month half-life) is often really dependent on those around me, particularly, them believing my illness is real. Though I can't convince people not to participate in the "diet" who are doing it for trendy reasons, I can ask people to be more careful about how they talk about those people. When they are made fun of, I am one of the people who suffers.

soraya magalhaes sousa

I am a coeliac and you know what? It's not funny! Gluten free basic products like bread or pasta are really expensive,you never eat outside with enough safety and sometimes the ignorance of some people( like you awful clown) makes our life a living hell! For people like you I must say:
1 I am coeliac, not billionaire
2 I am coeliac,not E T
3 I need to eat,so don't buy gluten- free products if you don't need them! My food is my medicine,so let the medicine for sick people!
You know what,during march 2020 lockdown,I had to walk 3 different supermarkets to find some bread or pasta for me! So,stop laughing about coeliac disease because it's not funny!

Snehasish Sardar

Did you say 'gluten' killed Gandhi. will you stop.

Sea Hawks

Do a crypto guy.

Dinorah Darby

Gluten free bread is hideous! I learned to love rice.

Dane Welkersen

4:40 LMAO

AndroidFerret ANIMALS'N GAMES

Why aren't more people like him ??

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Tish Lynn

Yaaasss ZACH!!! I’m here for this ?

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I recently discovered this channel and now I’m addicted, and it’s helping me through my anxiety and depression which has been mission impossible... You guys are the best and it’s very rare for me to say that...Merry Christmas keep up the good work :)

Mihaela Dudovska

I don't like the new segment with people calling. Most of the callers' thoughts are difficult to follow and I personally lose interest very fast. Maybe there's not so much to discuss lately, but I personally prefer it when it's just you two talking.

Naomy Lopez

Psychic messages doesn't work like that. We aren't a time travel machine ?. Messages come through ancestors or love one that has passed and have come around to let you know something. We don't know the future as movies portrait.?

Taryn Wolfe

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Max probably wants a baby sister, for quarantine/ Christmas.

Jami C

I loved the called-in over it! I went through something similar this year and it felt crappy to have coworkers say “how much better” I looked. Especially since my weight (and lots of ppls weight) fluctuates... like I could gain this back next month and what will they say about me then? thanks for discussing this one ladies!

Jacob Aeden Tan

the talk about little mix but jesy

evan g

When are you going to go back to in person videos? I’m not a fan of the zoom stuff.

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I'm rewatching this at work, after doing a social media blast for us and wanted to point out that LinkedIn also has stories now....I just want to know WHY

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Hearing about Little Mix after Jesy's split, I'm so triggered!!! ?????

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My fav channel ?